| More Coal |
| Required: quests quest. |
| → Go to Levrus Dahrenn |
| YOU: You need more coal then do you? |
| Levrus: Yes! |
| Levrus: Indeed Coal, lumps, dark and dusty. |
| Levrus: You were destined to be sent here to help me on this day of days! |
| Levrus: Do you accept this challenge?! |
| YOU: Sure, but what are you doing? |
| Levrus: Supper. |
| Levrus: Are you hungry?…No, time for that later. |
| Levrus: Now I am preparing for a performance of a musical I wrote. |
| Levrus: “More Coal”. |
| Levrus: And I expect you to help me with my lines. |
| Levrus: Now, I don't have the script written down so I don't have one to give you so you will just have to play the part of my compatriot by… |
| -Levrus lifts his hands.- |
| -With his fingers spread he moves them round his head.- |
| Levrus: By, KNOWING the lines you have to say. |
| Levrus: But if you say something wrong we will have to start over so you better be ready for the verbal adventure you are about to step into. |
| -Levrus slams his hands onto his counter.- |
| Levrus: ARE! |
| Levrus: YOU! |
| Levrus: READY?! |
| YOU: YES I'M READY! |
| Levrus: Great. |
| -Levrus clears his throat.- |
| -He begins to cough, placing both hands on the counter the coughing gets noisier and sounds horrible.- |
| Levrus: … |
| Levrus: … |
| Levrus: … |
| -After a minute or two he coughs up a tria.- |
| -Looking down at it he announces.- |
| Levrus: HA! |
| Levrus: I knew it would come back at an inappropriate time. |
| YOU: Umm, nasty. So how does the musical start? |
| -Levrus smiles at you as he takes in a deep breath to begin singing at you.- |
| Levrus: I… |
| Levrus: NEEEEEED… |
| Levrus: COOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL! |
| -Once he stops he looks at you awaiting the next line.- |
| YOU: YOU AREEEEE CRA-CRA-CRAAAZY!!! |
| -Levrus beams with a smile ear to ear as you get the line right.- |
| -He continues.- |
| Levrus: HOW CAN I BE CRAZY FOR I NEED COAL AND IF I DIDN'T NEED COAL I WOULDN'T NEED COAL AND WOULDN'T ASK FOR COAL! |
| YOU: I HAVE COAL!!! |
| Levrus: IF YOU HAVE COAL AND GIVE IT TO ME. |
| Levrus: THEN I HAVE COAL. |
| Levrus: FOR I NEED COAL. |
| Levrus: FOR COAL IS GOLD AND WHEN SOLD BECOMES OLD AND BOLD AND WILL FOLD INTO SOMETHING FOLDED FOR EASY STORAGE. |
| YOU: I SHALL GET COAL!!! |
| Levrus: IF YOU GOT ME COAL!!!! |
| Levrus: THEN THAT WOULD BE GOOOOOOODDD!!!! |
| Levrus: NOW BE GONE AND RETUUUUUURNN WHEN YOU HAVE TWO AND FOLD AND HALF OF NEIGH AND DOUBLE THAT OF COAL!!! |
| -Levrus leans in slightly- |
| Levrus: In this part of the musical lots of StoneHammers would come dancing in and you and them would go mining. |
| YOU: IF I HAVE COAL, AND GOLD, AND FOLDED STORAGE THEN WHAT!!! |
| Levrus: You haven't even come back from the StoneHammers yet… |
| Levrus: Now run off and work with them. |
| YOU: I! HAVE! COME! BAAAAAAAACK! |
| Levrus: SO I SEEEEE… |
| Levrus: WELCOME-EEEEE BACK! |
| Levrus: DID IT WORK! |
| Levrus: DO YOU HAVE IT! |
| Levrus: THE DARK DUSTY GOLD POTION MAKING JUICE!!! |
| YOU: WE GOT DRUNK THEM AND I AND STONEHAMMERING BEER SWILLING TINY PEOPLE! |
| Levrus: THAT IS GOOD SO WELL DRUNK BACK AND DONE! |
| Levrus: FRIENDS FOR YOU AND I AND I AND THEM AND THEM AND I AND YOU AND I AND THEM AND YOU! |
| Levrus: BUT WHERE IS COAL COAL COAL! |
| Levrus: COAL COAL! |
| Levrus: COAL!? |
| YOU: YES I DO HERE IT IS IT IS HERE RIGHT HERE! |
| Levrus: OH YES, HERE IT IS. |
| Levrus: WE ARE ALMOST DONE. |
| Levrus: THERE IS LITTLE LEFT TO DO THEN ONCE WE ARE DONE I CAN MOVE ON. |
| Levrus: TO GREEN SHINY GRASSY AREAS, NOT TO FAIR FROM HERE. |
| Levrus: BUT NOT HORRIBLE. |
| Levrus: NOT TOO CLOSE. |
| Levrus: IT WILL BE NICE… |
| Levrus: … |
| Levrus: POTION MAKING IN THE FOREST!! |
| YOU: SO WHAT IS NEXT WHERE WILL ALL THE COAL GO? |
| Levrus: I NEED BOXES, BOXES OF BOXES WITH BOXES. |
| Levrus: ROUND BUT NOT SQUARE. |
| Levrus: WOOD BUT NOT METAL. |
| Levrus: SMALL BUT NOT LARGE BUT NOT TOO SMALL OR THEY ARE USELESS. |
| Levrus: GO FETCH THEM BOUNCE THEM ROLL THEM GET THEM BRING THEM PULL THEM DELIVER THEM. |
| YOU: I HAVE THE BOXES LETS GET STORING. |
| Levrus: THAT IS GREAT GIVE THEM HERE. |
| Levrus: I SHALL PACK AND STORE AND PUT THEM AWAY. |
| Levrus: THERE ARE MANY MANY PILES OF COAL AND DUST DARK GOLD. |
| Levrus: THIS IS GREAT, YOU ARE GREAT, WE ARE GREAT THINGS ARE GREAT. |
| Levrus: MY WORK WILL SUCCEED AND ALL WILL BE BETTER. |
| YOU: THIS PLACE IS MESSY TIME FOR CLEANING! |
| Levrus: No, this is a musical re-hassle. |
| Levrus: You don't have to worry about cleaning up. |
| YOU: NOW FOR MR COLE! |
| Levrus: MR COLE IS GREAT AND AMAZING AND NOT AT ALL PURPLE! |
| Levrus: HE HELPS AND TALKS AND DANCES AND SINGS. |
| Levrus: THE POTION MAKER MR COLE IS THE COAL COLLATING KING OF THE DUSTY DARK GOLD. |
| YOU: LET ME HELP WITH POTION MAKING. |
| Levrus: Ok, yes, great. |
| Levrus: This has gone well so far. |
| Levrus: Thank you, Enkidukai. |
| Levrus: I'll send a message to you once we are all ready to perform. |
| YOU: It's been.. interesting. |
| Levrus: Yes it has. |
| Levrus: And for helping me out I think you should get this wonderful gift from me. |
| Levrus: Are you ready to receive it?! |
| Levrus: ARE YOU?! |
| -Levrus throws his hands up in the air.- |
| Levrus: IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! |
| YOU: Yes I'm ready. |
| -Levrus bends down and reaches beneath his bench.- |
| Levrus: … |
| -He looks at you, making noises under the counter building up suspense.- |
| Levrus: … |
| -He suddenly stands up and places his gift on the counter.- |
| Levrus: … |
| Levrus: A broom. |
| Levrus: I thought it would be perfect for you. |
| Levrus: Especially if you work with Mr Cole for real, great for sweeping up dusty dust. |
| QUEST COMPLETED |
| Rewards: 1 Broom, 9400 XP. |